The Kingdom of Womble 13788 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.617 billion Womble 13788ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Womble 13788ian economy, worth 172 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 37,435 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 241,278 per year while the poor average 2,346, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 13788's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 13788 is ranked 241,189^th in the world and 14,653^rd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.